copy and paste yourself into my bed

(Source: samuraimofo, via fugiant)

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via flaming-dick)

li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

(via flaming-dick)

uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

(via flaming-dick)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via flaming-dick)